GrimDingo
Movies rated: 239 | Critter since: Sep 27th 2009I'm a metal head. I love all things dark and horror movies but i also love kareoke. Love star wars and comics. I'm pretty much a total dork but I keep it classy
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Dead Snow
Mar 06, 2010 04:57 a.m."An enjoyable if sometimes stupid Nazi zombie movie full of cliches, but funny ones, gore, and nazi gold"
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Jacob's Ladder
Mar 01, 2010 09:57 p.m."A haunting look at life and death mixed with some severely creepy images to help you go down the ladder"
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Double Indemnity
Feb 28, 2010 09:16 p.m."A fantastic story of corruption, murder, greed, and lust. The hard boiled have never been so hard boiled"
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The Fly
Feb 26, 2010 01:38 a.m."A really interesting and disgusting horror movie where Jeff Goldblum becomes a fly. Brundlefly won't be contained"
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Final Destination 4
Feb 24, 2010 11:33 p.m."Death got super lazy apparently and is more of a rip off than 3 since its the same movie but dumber"
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The Rapture
Feb 22, 2010 06:24 a.m."Part softcore porn and part religious debate. While not particularly great it does raise some very good questions"
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Tron
Feb 21, 2010 06:12 a.m."Lightcycles, disc wars, digital lacrosse. Its all here and Jeff Bridges makes i awesome! The ultimate computer thriller"
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Freddy vs. Jason
Feb 20, 2010 09:11 a.m."Scenes with the lead kids are particularly painful but Freddy and Jason are the stars and truly kick ass"
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Planet Hulk
Feb 20, 2010 08:56 a.m."A more apathetic version of the hulk, still good though. Basically Gladiator only with more green men and aliens"
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The Phantom
Feb 20, 2010 08:51 a.m."Proves Billy Zane needs more movies. A fun, action packed, and sometimes cheesy ride. No one refuses the phantom"
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Vampire Hunter D - Bloodlust
Feb 19, 2010 06:14 a.m."A kick ass vampire flick that vastly improves upon its predecessor and looks gorgeous"
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Apocalypse Now
Feb 19, 2010 06:08 a.m."A must see film that lives up to its source. Sheen and Brando deliver and show us true horror and darkness"
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Brazil
Feb 13, 2010 06:40 a.m."A future full of bureaucracy, fascism and dark comedy and one man searches for love in the chaos of it all"
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The Protector
Feb 09, 2010 07:18 a.m."Replace Buddha head with elephants and its the same as Ong-Bak but Tony Jaa kills more people and is awesomer"
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Ong-Bak - The Thai Warrior
Feb 09, 2010 07:15 a.m."Low on plot but does a nice job of displaying Tony Jaa's skill at kicking ass all in the name of Buddha"
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Dogma
Feb 09, 2010 07:12 a.m."An awesome and very funny take on religion and how one can see it. Plus it has a rubber poop monster if you're offended"
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Volver
Feb 09, 2010 07:08 a.m."A strange but heartwarming tale of family, friends and murder. Self defense murder though."
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Ichi the Killer
Feb 09, 2010 07:03 a.m."Its goretastic and perverse yet you can't look away. Fetishes abound while our protagonist kills and whines"
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2001: A Space Odyssey
Feb 09, 2010 06:22 a.m."Fantastic sci fi epic but it tends to drag its feet at points. Ending will either enlighten or confuse"
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Groundhog Day
Feb 08, 2010 09:01 p.m."A great comedy but also has great philosophy. And there's a groundhog driving a truck! Ha!"
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The Maltese Falcon
Feb 08, 2010 08:57 p.m."Film noir at its finest. You couldn't ask for a better leading man than Bogart. Stuff dreams are made of"
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The Quiet Earth
Feb 07, 2010 02:43 a.m."Very unique post apocalyptic film. A believable reaction to being alone on earth until you're not"
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Hollow Man
Feb 05, 2010 06:39 a.m."Turning invisible turns you into a psychotic murdering rapist apparently. Who knew?"
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Dragonball: Evolution
Feb 05, 2010 06:37 a.m."It could almost be called terrible if it didn't suck so much."
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Black Dynamite
Feb 05, 2010 06:35 a.m."Blaxploitation hilariously brought to you by the baddest cat in town. Look out for kung fu treachery"
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Con Air
Jan 31, 2010 07:34 p.m."If you like Nicolas Cage with long hair, a southern accent, and cons on an airplane then buckle up everyone!"
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Knowing
Jan 30, 2010 11:42 p.m."Cage does a good job of being a strange father who solves the puzzle of the apocalypse. Last seconds kinda lame"
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Sherlock Holmes
Jan 27, 2010 02:33 a.m."While it may not be completely faithful, Downey Jr. certainly entertains and solves super secret mystery"
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Daybreakers
Jan 27, 2010 02:26 a.m."A return to actual vampire movies and it is tasty. While there is some cheeziness, the story and action kick"
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Night Of The Living Dead 3D
Jan 27, 2010 01:52 a.m."Not only does the 3D hurt your eyes, its plot explodes my soul and craps on my heart"
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Pieces
Jan 27, 2010 01:46 a.m."A hilarious gore fest of an 80's slasher film. Plenty of nudity, bad acting and mutilation to keep you satisfied"
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The Girl Next Door
Jan 24, 2010 05:00 a.m."Very good but depressing movie about the monster that man can be, even women"
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Feast
Jan 20, 2010 04:56 a.m."It'll make you laugh at completely inappropriate and bloody things and it doesn't take itself too seriously"
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Castle Freak
Jan 11, 2010 03:19 a.m."The title says it all pretty much. There's a castle with a freak in it. Then blood and gore ensues. you lol"
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Clive Barker's Book of Blood
Jan 11, 2010 03:11 a.m."It was a neat idea but did not really work in these hands. The face rip was awesome though, so props"
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Avatar
Jan 04, 2010 07:29 a.m."Visually a stunning movie but I can name at least 7 movies it rips off. Also I hate looking at the Na'vi or whatever"
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District 9
Dec 28, 2009 09:07 a.m."Its prejudice with aliens and a lot of people getting zapped and blowing up. White guilt against aliens!"
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Brick
Dec 27, 2009 06:20 p.m."A noir story set in a high school. Sounds like it would be silly but is not. Great story, great dialogue"
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Equilibrium
Dec 06, 2009 07:19 p.m."A pretty cool take on the future of society and has some amazing fight scenes with guns and Christian Bale"
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Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell Heroes
Dec 06, 2009 07:09 p.m."All the Eastwood impressions in the world couldn't save this trash. Well, maybe some LIGHTS could! Bastard!"
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The Good Shepherd
Dec 05, 2009 08:15 a.m."Takes way too long to get going and Joe Peschi is in it for only one scene. There are better spy films"
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Astro Boy
Dec 02, 2009 03:46 a.m."Surprisingly really good. Great cast and great characters, some not so much but it had great heart and humor"
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Cyborg
Dec 01, 2009 07:08 a.m."A fine addition to Van Dame's gallery. Fast paced action, some very nice fight scenes and the best split in film"
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Ninja Assassin (2009)
Nov 29, 2009 05:50 p.m."Wholly ridiculous and relied a little too much on CGI blood and gore but was still a fun ride RAIN"
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Ninja Assassins: 4 Film Set
Nov 29, 2009 05:38 p.m."Wholly ridiculous and relied a little too much on CGI blood and gore but was still a fun ninja ride RAIN!"
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They Live
Nov 28, 2009 06:38 a.m."Great quotes, unique story with awesome shades, a horrifying look of aliens and one of greatest movie fights"
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Burn After Reading
Nov 26, 2009 09:28 p.m."Clever, funny and keeps you wanting more. There are surprises and laughs around every corner"
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Children of Men
Nov 26, 2009 09:24 p.m."Great atmosphere, great story and great acting. Plus, Juliane Moore dies within 15 minutes! Go future!"
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Bubba Ho-Tep
Nov 26, 2009 09:16 p.m."Great, unique, and funny. Elvis was made for Bruce Campbell and I believe in black JFK, plus mummy = great"
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Casper
Nov 26, 2009 09:16 p.m."A nice family movie about casper, a friendly ghost. And Bill Pullman is there doing things..."
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Behind Enemy Lines
Nov 26, 2009 09:12 p.m."Owen Wilson being serious and it works. Very nice war movie and Gene Hackman is good indeed"
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Beverly Hills Cop
Nov 26, 2009 09:10 p.m."Eddie Murphy when he was still allowed to swear and be funny. Fun times with bananas and tail pipes"
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Blade Runner
Nov 26, 2009 09:04 p.m."A pretty cool vision of the future full of androids and Harrison Ford as NOT Han Solo. Kinda confusing"
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Blood Diamond
Nov 26, 2009 09:02 p.m."Good movie about Dijimon getting his son back and something about blood diamonds and dicaprio helps out"
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Boondock Saints
Nov 26, 2009 09:01 p.m."Defines the term cult classic. When looking for Irish brothers turned gun totting vigilantes, this is it"
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Universal Soldier
Nov 26, 2009 08:54 p.m."Great action movie with Van Dame and Dolph Lundgren kicks major ass. Lundgren really likes ears though"
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Big Trouble in Little China
Nov 26, 2009 08:54 p.m."Kurt Russel is your reasonable man given some unreasonable situations and then punches it"
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Jurassic Park III
Nov 24, 2009 08:27 p.m."Its nice to see Sam Neil again but at what cost? Talking raptors? Raptors with cell phones? Come on"
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Jurassic Park III
Nov 24, 2009 08:22 p.m."Its nice to see Sam Neil again but at what cost? Talking raptors? Raptors with cell phones? Come on"
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The Lost World - Jurassic Park
Nov 24, 2009 07:52 p.m."Great follow up to a great movie. Goldblum is back and taller than ever with Vince Vaughn"
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Jurassic Park Adventure Pack
Nov 24, 2009 07:50 p.m."Great follow up to a great movie. Goldblum is back and taller than ever and Vince Vaughn"
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World
Nov 24, 2009 07:48 p.m."Great follow up to a great movie. Goldblum is back and taller than ever with Vince Vaughn to fight dinos"
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Jurassic Park
Nov 24, 2009 07:46 p.m."Dinosaurs, chaos theory, and Jeff Goldblum combine to make an always enjoyable ride of awesome"
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Bedazzled
Nov 24, 2009 06:45 p.m."A nice, funny, and sometimes sexy new take on the classic tale. And Elizabeth Hurly is one hot devil"
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Austin Powers in Goldmember
Nov 24, 2009 06:39 p.m."Its still funny yet some of the magic is gone, but we do have more jokes, like Beyonce"
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Apollo 13
Nov 24, 2009 06:30 p.m."Its Tom Hanks...IN SPACE!! He heads to the moon and has problems. Oh no!"
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Analyze That
Nov 24, 2009 06:27 p.m."Still funny for the most part, just strange having a sequel. People like mobsters getting analyzed i guess"
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Analyze This
Nov 24, 2009 06:25 p.m."I like when Robert de Niro say You! You're Good You! then he gets crazy sometimes and all mob like"
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Air Force One
Nov 24, 2009 06:23 p.m."If you're a fan of Gary Oldman as a terrorist on a plane and Harrision Ford making him get off, here ya GO"
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Star Trek - Nemesis
Nov 24, 2009 06:17 p.m."A fitting conclusion to the series that was Next Generation. Clones of Picard run amuck with Picard!"
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Nov 24, 2009 06:15 p.m."A sequel that doesn't require seeing the first to enjoy it. Kirk battles Khan..KHAN!!!"
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Star Trek - Generations
Nov 24, 2009 06:15 p.m."Kirk and Picard paling around and trying to kill Malcom McDowel. Oh happy day!"
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Beetlejuice
Nov 24, 2009 07:59 a.m."One of Burton's best. Keaton is amazing as a dead pervert psycho. I still hate sandworms though"
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Battleship Potemkin (The Ultimate Edition) (2pc)
Nov 24, 2009 07:57 a.m."Very good silent film about a sub crew. Then it brings us the most awesome running down stairs scene"
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Armageddon
Nov 24, 2009 07:53 a.m."Lets go drill an asteroid and blow it up! ...wait...what? Affleck doesn't know what he's doing here."
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Babylon A.D.
Nov 24, 2009 07:53 a.m."Half awesome! Half shit! I take off points for getting my hopes up then destroying them"
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Antz
Nov 24, 2009 07:48 a.m."Star studded cast playing a bunch of insects. A more mature Bugs Life with people dying and insinuating things"
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Anaconda
Nov 24, 2009 07:44 a.m."Ice Cube and Jenifer Lopez do nothing but fuel the rage. Jon Voight? Fine. This is not amusing"
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Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem
Nov 24, 2009 07:42 a.m."Full of bloody action and a predator killing a butt load of aliens, what more do you want?"
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Afro Samurai
Nov 24, 2009 07:37 a.m."A classic tale of revenge but with the baddest dude in cinema playing the baddest samurai to hold a sword"
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The Toxic Avenger
Nov 24, 2009 07:34 a.m."Hilarious and awful at the same time. Graphic violence while saying stupid one liners, just great fun"
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A Clockwork Orange
Nov 24, 2009 07:30 a.m."Quite disturbing but gives you the urge for the ol in out in out and some of the ultraviolence"
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A Bug's Life
Nov 24, 2009 07:25 a.m."A great pixar addition with humor, bugs, and kevin spacey as a grasshopper."
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Escape from L.A.
Nov 24, 2009 07:19 a.m."Nearly a remake of the original but still a fun ride and has a kick ass soundtrack. Bangkok rules"
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Escape from New York
Nov 24, 2009 07:15 a.m."Snake Plissken defined the word badass. Great sci fi vision of a horrible future with Issac Hayes"
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Batman & Robin
Nov 24, 2009 06:58 a.m."Seems unintentionally hilarious throughout. Arnold speaks entirely in one liners. George Clooney has chin"
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Batman Forever
Nov 24, 2009 06:55 a.m."Its Jim Carey being Jim and Tommy Lee Jones just...wow. Other than that, not horrible. Val Kilmer works"
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Dark City
Nov 24, 2009 06:49 a.m."Fantastic sci fi with unsettling scenery and creepy bad guys. Great story and Keifer never disappoints"
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Akira
Nov 24, 2009 06:46 a.m."One of the first names in anime. A post apocalyptic landscape full of telekinesis and kick ass bikes with guns"
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Mystery Men
Nov 24, 2009 06:44 a.m."A fun parody of superheroes and heroic things. One of the few times you'll see Kel Mitchel in a movie"
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Kingdom of Heaven
Nov 24, 2009 06:40 a.m."Long but worth the wait. Sword fights and battles through war of the crusades is quite enjoyable"
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Street Fighter Saga
Nov 24, 2009 06:38 a.m."Proves why Sonny Chiba is the god damn man. Ripping vocal cords out and punching...EVERYONE!"
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Judge Dredd
Nov 24, 2009 06:36 a.m."Hilariously fun Stallone movie that has every action movie cliche, even Rob Schneider as a sidekick"
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Pathfinder
Nov 24, 2009 06:32 a.m."Oh its not that...its horrible. I don't know how a movie with vikings in it sucked so bad but it did"
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Resident Evil - Apocalypse
Nov 24, 2009 06:30 a.m."First view was ok. Kind of hard to watch a second time. Zombies are fine but not much else"
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Resident Evil - Extinction
Nov 24, 2009 06:27 a.m."A not too bad game adaptation and a decent zombie movie. CG is a little funky but good otherwise"
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The Incredible Hulk
Nov 24, 2009 06:25 a.m."Quite an improvement over Hulk fighting a cloud. Norton pulls it off well and HULK SMASH"
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Star Trek
Nov 24, 2009 06:23 a.m."A surprisingly enjoyable reboot of the series. Involves time travel, aliens, space, and leonard nimoy"
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Rashomon - Criterion Collection
Nov 24, 2009 06:21 a.m."A single tale told through three people with a different feel each time. What story do you tell?"
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Harvey
Nov 19, 2009 10:34 p.m."Proof that being kind will make you look crazy. That and talking to a giant rabbit, but still warms the heart"
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Nov 19, 2009 07:43 p.m."Why'd it have to be aliens. I hate Aliens, Jacques. I HATE EM! Seriously, dude"
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Nov 19, 2009 07:42 p.m."Looking for Jesus' magic cup of life! Nazis again get their faces melted off, or aged off. Hooray!"
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Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Nov 19, 2009 07:40 p.m."Fun globe trotting adventure to find God's cell phone. Then nazis get their faces melted off"
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The Dark Knight
Nov 19, 2009 07:35 p.m."Yes. What they say is true, its amazing. Joker steals the show and has amazing magic tricks"
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Batman Begins
Nov 19, 2009 07:31 p.m."A nice new dark and realistic view on Batman. Beginning is a little slow but it picks up. SWEAR TO ME!!!"
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Terminator: Salvation
Nov 19, 2009 07:19 p.m."Marcus was the only cool thing here. Everything else was too generic, not like terminator at all"
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Nov 19, 2009 07:15 p.m."When you start off with Arnold putting Elton John glasses on, you know it can't get worse, but then it does"
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Nov 19, 2009 07:12 p.m."One of the best action movies of all time. Has everything you need, Arnold, T-1000, Linda Hamilton"
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The Terminator
Nov 19, 2009 07:09 p.m."A unique and classic sci fi with Arnold. Even has awesome claymation walking at the end! And I'll be back"
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The Day the Earth Stood Still
Nov 19, 2009 07:02 p.m."It was a nice thought but no. Keanu has a perfect no emotion role, bravo, gotta love him"
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The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi
Nov 19, 2009 02:29 a.m."A very cool new take on Zatoichi full of CG blood and sword canes. Beat Takeshi kicks ass"
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Serenity
Nov 19, 2009 02:22 a.m."Fantastic ending to a fantastic series, Firefly, and also a great funny sci-fi movie, but may alienate non-fans"
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Nov 19, 2009 02:22 a.m."A funny satire/parody of so many things. Also, there are giant killer tomatoes"
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Spider-Man 3
Nov 18, 2009 10:25 p.m."You broke my heart, Venom. Ruining spidey's origin and repeatedly stabbing fans in the back."
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Spider-Man 2
Nov 18, 2009 10:23 p.m."comes close to one of the best comic book movies ever. Doc Ock kicks ass and is surprisingly human"
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Spider-Man
Nov 18, 2009 10:21 p.m."Great adaptation and Tobey really surprised me. Willem Dafoe was creepy as hell, needed less helmet on time"
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Cowboy Bebop - The Movie
Nov 18, 2009 10:19 p.m."Its like an extended episode with a random adventure where they save the world. Great send off"
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Star Wars - Episode III, Revenge of the Sith
Nov 18, 2009 10:17 p.m."It gets props for having damn near the best lightsaber fight, but the story was barely there"
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Star Wars - Episode II, Attack of the Clones
Nov 18, 2009 10:14 p.m."You lose, good day sir. Ok, Mace Windu was cool as hell and the fights were good but nothing else"
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Star Wars - Episode I, The Phantom Menace
Nov 18, 2009 10:12 p.m."Amazing? Hell no. Horrible? Eh, not quite. Darth Maul was badass and... thats about it"
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Quantum of Solace
Nov 18, 2009 10:10 p.m."Direct sequel thats not that exciting. A series of explosions tied with something like words. Song bad"
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Casino Royale
Nov 18, 2009 10:07 p.m."A nice new vision of Bond. Daniel pulls being badass off pretty well and he makes a joke about his balls"
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Death Race 2000
Nov 17, 2009 09:03 p.m."David Carradine and Stallone having fun race time while killing people with cars and hand grenades!"
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The Running Man
Nov 17, 2009 06:49 a.m."A fun sci fi movie with Arnold. The sadistic game show of the future is a fun twist and super quotable"
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Nov 17, 2009 06:36 a.m."Great sequel that surpasses the first in nearly all ways. Funnier, actionier, and has bigger guns"
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Hellboy
Nov 17, 2009 06:32 a.m."A very faithful adaptation that is full of funny and action. Also, not many movies have Rasputin in them"
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Orgazmo
Nov 17, 2009 06:25 a.m."A stupid, but certainly funny sex romp by Trey Parker. You'll believe Unicorns are gay and are kick ass"
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Nov 17, 2009 06:21 a.m."Everything was semi tolerable until Max went beyond Thunderdome, then the children struck"
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Nov 17, 2009 04:36 a.m."If you hate Deadpool and want a butchered version of wolverine's origin story, go for it"
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X-Men - The Last Stand
Nov 17, 2009 04:28 a.m."A good conclusion to a series but it seemed to kill off as many characters as it introduced"
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X2 - X-Men United
Nov 17, 2009 04:20 a.m."A good sequel with more mutants and interesting stories. Nightcrawler has never kicked more ass and wolvie goes nuts"
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X-Men (2000) (Spanish)
Nov 17, 2009 04:16 a.m."Great comic book movie with plenty of action, adamantium claws and McKellan is awesome with Patrick Stewart"
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X-Men Trilogy
Nov 17, 2009 04:11 a.m."Great comic book movie with plenty of action, adamantium claws and Ian McKellan is awesome with Patrick Stewart"
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Choke
Nov 17, 2009 03:49 a.m."Had high hopes for it, but the book far surpasses it. Sam Rockwell is good though. Its fine if you haven't read it"
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Fight Club
Nov 17, 2009 03:44 a.m."Great adaptation of the book, quite a twist the first time. Its still a great nihilistic romance with fists"
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Gone in 60 Seconds
Nov 17, 2009 03:40 a.m."Cage and cars. Cars going fast. Stealing cars that go fast and chase cars. Thats it, but enjoyable"
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Star Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Nov 16, 2009 10:18 p.m."Not a fan of Ewoks, but the rest is great. Final battle of good and evil with even more at stake"
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Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Nov 16, 2009 10:15 p.m."One of the best sequels ever. Everything is bigger here. Also has one of films most iconic endings"
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Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope
Nov 16, 2009 10:12 p.m."The start of something amazing. Its classic good vs. evil with the baddest bad guy ever, Mr. Vader"
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze
Nov 16, 2009 09:56 p.m."Somehow, i miss Corey Feldman as Donatello. Super Shredder kicks ass/Vanilla Ice does not"
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3-Pak
Nov 16, 2009 09:54 p.m."Huh. Did not see that coming. Why are you so bad? Words: Stupid, Time Travel: stupid"
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Army of Darkness
Nov 15, 2009 04:06 a.m."A fitting conclusion for a man whose chin makes the dead fall to the ground. Names Ash, Housewares"
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Evil Dead II
Nov 15, 2009 04:04 a.m."One of the legendary horror movies, with the epitome of man and badassery, Ash. Buckets of blood and laughs"
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The Evil Dead
Nov 15, 2009 04:02 a.m."It was a great start for Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell with zombies and has one disturbingly hot tree"
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Starship Troopers
Nov 15, 2009 03:32 a.m."Full of angsty teenagers and Michael Ironside blasting bugs with serious tones under comic violence"
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The Matrix Revolutions
Nov 15, 2009 03:14 a.m."I get it, Neo = Jesus. Final fight was amazing, everything else equals boring shit"
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The Matrix Reloaded
Nov 15, 2009 03:11 a.m."Took a major nose dive but still a watchable sequel. The fights were better but the story choked"
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The Matrix
Nov 15, 2009 03:05 a.m."One of the best sci-fi action movies you'll find. Fights are awesome, great vision of the future and spoons"
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Rush Hour 3
Nov 14, 2009 09:55 p.m."Not quite up to par but still a great entertaining ride. Chris Tucker still not annoying w/ jackie always ok"
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Rush Hour
Nov 14, 2009 09:51 p.m."Great fun with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker is surprisingly not annoying. One of the best movie duos"
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There Will Be Blood
Nov 14, 2009 09:32 p.m."Boring. Makes me poop. And there was no blood. They lied. Why has Daylewis forsaken me?"
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The Spirit
Nov 14, 2009 09:18 p.m."The only enjoyment you'll get out of it is Samuel L. Jackson and laughing at things not supposed to be funny"
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American Psycho
Nov 14, 2009 09:13 p.m."Disturbing, hilarious, then disturbing again. Imagine watching an autopsy with Robin Williams, sort of"
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Nov 11, 2009 01:06 a.m."Not really a good movie but one of the most fun to watch and quote, which i still do. Constantly"
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The Wild Wild West: The Complete Series
Nov 11, 2009 01:03 a.m."Not really a good movie but one of the most fun to watch and quote, which i still do. Constantly"
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Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah - Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
Nov 08, 2009 10:36 p.m."Proof that Godzilla kicks everyone's ass and more"
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Batman - Mask of the Phantasm
Nov 08, 2009 08:59 p.m."How is it the cartoon mastered what live action failed at? This is the god damn batman"
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Batman: The Motion Picture Anthology 1989-1997 (Batman / Batman Returns / Batman Forever / Batman & Robin)
Nov 08, 2009 08:56 p.m."One of the best superhero movies out there. Reshaping the image of Batman to the greatness it is today"
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Batman Collection: 4 Film Favorites
Nov 08, 2009 08:52 p.m."One of the best superhero movies out there. Reshaping the image of Batman to the greatness it is today, get nuts"
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The Devil's Rejects
Nov 08, 2009 07:49 p.m."Rob Zombie's best work. Its dark, disturbing, funny, quirky, horrifying. All in all great/disgusting"
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The Devil's Rejects
Nov 08, 2009 07:47 p.m."Rob Zombie's best work. Its dark, disturbing, funny, quirky, horrifying. All in all great/disgusting"
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An American Werewolf in London
Nov 07, 2009 08:34 p.m."Great fun and gore with funniness and random wolf nazis stabbing you. Beware the moon"
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Joy Ride
Nov 04, 2009 09:04 p.m."It certainly has great watchability but the lead actress burns my soul. Ted Levine is always amazing though"
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Ghostbusters 2
Nov 04, 2009 08:55 p.m."Not as great as the first but still better than most sequels to awesomeness. Slimer drives a bus w/ Rick"
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Ghostbusters
Nov 04, 2009 08:53 p.m."Its one of those awesome perfect movies. You got hilarity, twinkies, ghosts, and a giant marshmellow man"
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The Inglorious Bastards
Nov 03, 2009 05:44 p.m."Very enjoyable in that grindhouse b-movie way. Has an awesome model train explosion at the end"
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Inglourious Basterds
Nov 03, 2009 05:40 p.m."Probably one of Tarantino's best. The tension builds and builds then explodes, then goes again"
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Ghost Rider
Nov 02, 2009 01:49 a.m."...really? Works more as a bad video game than a movie. Ghost Rider looks cool, but everything else hurts"
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I, Robot
Oct 30, 2009 12:17 a.m."A very enjoyable film with the fresh prince screaming THE GOD DAMN ROBOTS JOHN! So there are robots in it"
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8MM
Oct 29, 2009 04:52 a.m."One of the best movies Cage has done. Dark, disturbing, perverse, all things i love. Others just aren't up to snuff"
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Alexander
Oct 29, 2009 03:57 a.m."Too long and boring and a lot of gayness abounds. At least we get to see Rosario Dawson's rack and val kilmer"
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Teeth
Oct 29, 2009 03:26 a.m."Marketed as the greatest new horror movie when in reality its full of retardedness and stupid dialogue"
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Caligula
Oct 28, 2009 04:59 a.m."Half hardcore porn and half historically inaccurate history movie with Malcolm McDowell, yet i can't look away"
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Johnny Mnemonic
Oct 28, 2009 04:48 a.m."Mid nineties cyberpunk full of cornyness and Keanu and Dolph Lundgaren, what more can you ask for?"
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Fist of the North Star: The Movie
Oct 27, 2009 02:29 a.m."Just balls to the wall over the top head and everything else explosions. Nonsensical but awesome"
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Paranormal Activity
Oct 25, 2009 05:38 a.m."It was what it set out to be. A realistic looking creep out. One ending is good, one is stupid"
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Back to the Future - The Complete Trilogy
Oct 24, 2009 04:18 p.m."I love second parts to trilogies. It took a different turn, went to the future and Hell valley"
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Back to the Future
Oct 24, 2009 07:38 a.m."One of my all time favorite movies. Can not be beat. Michael J. Fox time traveling w/ Huey Lewis"
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30 Days of Night
Oct 24, 2009 07:36 a.m."as a fan of the comic this adaptation is lacking quite a bit but it does have some merits, head punch"
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Sukiyaki Western Django
Oct 24, 2009 07:30 a.m."Definitely a strange one. Good and bad strange. Has some comedy, strange drama and Tarantino"
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Commando
Oct 21, 2009 05:50 p.m."Not amazing but still good, in that certain arnold way. Gave us some great one liners and kills lots of people"
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Raw Deal
Oct 21, 2009 05:48 p.m."Lower than commando on the arnold scale but still enjoyable and teaches us not to drink and bake"
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The Quick and the Dead
Oct 21, 2009 06:49 a.m."Not bad at all but probably not for some. The gun fights were great but that's most of the movie"
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Eragon
Oct 18, 2009 08:01 a.m."Utter trash of a movie and lacks direction. Completely rips off star wars and others and turns elves into asians"
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Heavy Metal 2000
Oct 18, 2009 07:56 a.m."A much more linear movie an actual story complete with Billy Idol and a metal soundtrack but lacks"
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Heavy Metal
Oct 18, 2009 07:37 a.m."Trippy nonsensical cartoon super roller coaster ride with ghostbuster voice cameos and a bitchin soundtrack"
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Accepted
Oct 17, 2009 08:47 p.m."There was only one funny part to this but it is not worth an hour and a half of Justin Long trying to be funny"
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Wanted
Oct 17, 2009 01:05 a.m."If you haven't read the comic you might like it for action sake but as far as an adaption goes it fails horribly"
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Hatchet
Oct 12, 2009 07:35 p.m."Great stupid fun. No where near scary but plenty of blood and head ripping action to satisfy gore hounds"
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors
Oct 12, 2009 07:09 p.m."Not horrible. You got some pretty inventive kills like a tv eating a chick and a vein puppet"
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 - Freddy's Revenge
Oct 12, 2009 06:21 a.m."You wanna know who's really the stuff nightmares are made of? The person responsible for this"
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Oct 12, 2009 05:21 a.m."Fantastic B-movie awesomness. It has zombie indian chickens that kill a lot of people. And its a musical."
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Stargate
Oct 12, 2009 04:41 a.m."Its classic sci fi with a she-male twist. Surprise appearance from French Stewart and Djimon as Horas. Good fun"
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Nosferatu
Oct 09, 2009 05:52 p.m."I can see where they were going with this but I found it kind of boring"
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Nightbreed
Oct 09, 2009 04:42 p.m."Clive Barker directed. Feels like he assumed too many people had read it and left parts out. Watch w/ pals"
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1408
Oct 09, 2009 04:33 p.m."A different bit of Stephen King based fare. Quite enjoyable. John Cusack freaking out about his roomw/creepy images"
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The Road Warrior
Oct 07, 2009 12:08 a.m."This movie set the standard for all post apocalyptic movies and has yet to be truly matched."
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Tokyo Gore Police
Oct 07, 2009 12:04 a.m."I'm on the fence of loving and hating this movie. While parts are incredibly stupid, i seem to like it"
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3000 Miles to Graceland
Oct 05, 2009 08:13 p.m."A lot of people you wouldn't think of as badass being completely badass, like Kevin Costner"
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Iron Man
Oct 05, 2009 08:09 p.m."Extremely fun, one of the best marvel movies to come out. Robert Downey Jr. is Tony Stark. I AM IRON MAN"
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Punisher: War Zone
Oct 05, 2009 08:05 p.m."Its ok, more of a punisher film than the one before it but feels too bland to be anything impressive"
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Reboot - Daemon Rising / My Two Bobs
Oct 05, 2009 07:30 p.m."One of the most serious CGI canadian based kids show I've ever seen. Even now it nearly brings me to tears"
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The Room
Oct 05, 2009 07:26 p.m."You can't help but love every minute of this monumental masterpiece. You're tearing me apart, oh HI Danny!"
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Dances with Wolves
Oct 05, 2009 05:29 a.m."More like dances with boring shit. I just don't get Costner sometimes."
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The Da Vinci Code
Oct 05, 2009 05:21 a.m."Jesus was a normal dude, thats about all i got out of that. Go Jesus. Not nearly worth the hype"
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Angels & Demons
Oct 05, 2009 05:21 a.m."Much better than DaVinci, Tom Hanks goes on a globe-trotting adventure solving clues, pretty fun"
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Highlander
Oct 05, 2009 05:14 a.m."Great movie that spawned the worst sequels ever. Immortals fighting through the ages and the coolest bad guy"
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Oct 05, 2009 05:11 a.m."More brutal than the first. Even longer and Shia-er. Megan Fox burns my soul with her acting, dumb ending"
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Transformers
Oct 05, 2009 05:06 a.m."Good the first time, second time was brutal as hell. Too long, too much shia lebouf and too many close ups"
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Bad Boys II
Oct 05, 2009 05:04 a.m."Much better than the first, has severe quotability. Its Michael Bay doing what he does best w/more explosions"
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Bad Boys
Oct 05, 2009 05:02 a.m."Its fun but nothing really exceptional. Things blow up and we have a showdown at an airport"
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Let The Right One In
Oct 04, 2009 06:31 p.m."One of the best serious vampire movies to come out in a long time. Definitely worth a watch or two"
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The Mummy
Oct 04, 2009 03:35 a.m."Very fun movie with hot mummy soul sucking action. Plus Brendan Frasier flying away from giant sand faces"
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Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
Oct 03, 2009 03:01 a.m."A decent adaptation of the comic but would have liked to see more from it and powergirl"
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Zombieland
Oct 03, 2009 02:53 a.m."Excellent zombie movie with plenty of intentional laughs. The way comedies should be, with buckets of blood"
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In the Electric Mist
Oct 02, 2009 11:42 p.m."It was ok, but boring. Almost fell asleep sometimes but not horrible. Tommy Lee Jones hits john goodman ..."
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Blade - Trinity
Oct 02, 2009 11:31 p.m."Horrible. Just plain horrible. Good if you want to sit around and make fun of something but terrible movie"
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Blade II
Oct 02, 2009 11:23 p.m."A very well made and intriguing sequel. The new look of vampires was an interesting and welcome new idea"
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Blade
Oct 02, 2009 11:18 p.m."Quite an enjoyable vampire action flick. One of the only times Wesley Snipes is badass. Kris Kristoferson is man"
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Zombi 2
Oct 02, 2009 11:12 p.m."A very interesting and entertaining unofficial sequel to dawn of the dead that was better than the official one"
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Twilight
Oct 02, 2009 11:12 p.m."The world is stupider because of this. I've never become sick from a movie before but this one succeeded"
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Oct 02, 2009 10:49 p.m."Quite enjoyable. Indiana Jones having fun in India with some chick, a little Chinese boy and some stones"
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Speed Racer
Oct 02, 2009 10:37 p.m."Pretty lights go by very fast and cgi looks like candy. Its awesome if you're high on LSD, ok if you're not"
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The Chronicles of Riddick - Pitch Black
Oct 02, 2009 10:33 p.m."I love Vin Diesel. I love sci fi. Vin Diesel in sci fi? Awesome. Also has one of the baddest characters ever"
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The Village
Oct 02, 2009 10:30 p.m."The twist ruined it for me. Not everything has to have a god damn twist! I hate you forever!"
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Alien Resurrection
Oct 02, 2009 10:27 p.m."Its a very fun movie with some awesome guys like Ron Perlman. Aliens kill and kick ass and its sweet"
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Alien 3
Oct 02, 2009 10:23 p.m."Not as terrible as everyone says but not that spectacular either. Worth a watch for the semi series conclusion"
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Aliens
Oct 01, 2009 10:27 p.m."A big step up from the first but also a different kind of movie. From horror to action, lots of alien ass kickin"
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Alien
Oct 01, 2009 10:25 p.m."Its definitely good, almost revolutionary for its time I just have a hard time watching it over again"
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Predator 2
Oct 01, 2009 07:12 p.m."Its not nearly as great as the first but it is still enjoyable, Danny Glover tries his best, pred still cool"
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Predator
Oct 01, 2009 06:52 p.m."One of the best action/sci-fi movies with Arnold you're ever going to find."
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Silent Hill
Sep 30, 2009 09:44 p.m."Probably one of the best video game adaptations out there. Its creepy, not scary, but quite entertaining"
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Cat in the Brain
Sep 30, 2009 06:00 p.m."Its a little slow to start but once its going its cheesy as hell, in an awesome way, watch w/ friends"
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Highlander 2
Sep 28, 2009 03:17 a.m."Its just an incomprehensible mess coated in flabbergasted sauce. Michael Ironside is always awesome though."
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Riki-Oh - The Story of Ricky
Sep 27, 2009 06:53 a.m."This may seem like a strange number but for the sheer amount of awesome this movie puts out it deserves it"








